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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

What are some of your shocking stories?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some best sources of great porn?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds